You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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