I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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