just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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