I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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