Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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