my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
You left your phone here
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