I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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