'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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