I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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