You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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