Dual....:-)
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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