Plan B is the new Plan A
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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