my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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