Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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