Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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