Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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