Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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