love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
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