its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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