either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
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at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
he was CRYING into my vagina
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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