Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
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I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize