I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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