His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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