But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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