I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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