our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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