what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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