just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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