what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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