Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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