You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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