butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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