i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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