Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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