Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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