After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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