Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
