How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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