Where did you get a picture of my penis
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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