This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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