Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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