ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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