Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
you never un-have a 4some
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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