My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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