how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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