Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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