So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
