i permit you to call me
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.