Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.