he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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