BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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