There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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