If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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