By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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