did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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