Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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