K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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