no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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