I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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