eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I need to calm my uterus...
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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