Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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