he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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